Category Archives: Awards

New Zealand's Next Top Model Power Rankings 5

I have a long and distinguished career as photographer, using my trusty Nokia to snap pictures off the TV, but the above image might be my all time favourite. You pretty much have the entire plotline of Friday’s episode right … Continue reading

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New Zealand's Next Top Model Power Rankings 4

It was a bad time to be a bobble-headed alien on NZNTM, as Rebecca-Rose defied the prayers of a nation to be sent home. She didn’t have the greatest week, but the way both the ‘experienced’ (took her less than … Continue reading

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New Zealand's Next Top Model Fixed Price Odds

In honour of this week’s non-entity recap episode, featuring about 30 seconds of unseen footage and a whole lot of reiterating what the hardcore ALREADY KNOW, we’ll do a similar thing with the Power Rankings this week. Because I know … Continue reading

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Potatoes On Prom Night

Due to an act of vandalism which has rendered my home literally powerless and hamstrung my already limping productivity (not to mention the recent spate of depressing DeadBall headlines), I’ve found myself forced somewhat willingly to place the following post … Continue reading

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Liveblogging: The Halberg Awards

It’s t-27 minutes until the start of The Halberg Awards, the venerable sporting institution which has seen off the ultra-crap People’s Choice Awards and according to one press release, turned the Vector Arena into ‘Auckland’s largest dining room!’ Which you … Continue reading

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Deadball Awards: Biggest Fall From Grace 2008

When Tom Cruise let go of his publicist in 2004 and hired his sister in her place, he let go of the one person holding him back from tearing his carefully manicured dignity to the ground. In a matter of … Continue reading

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DeadBall Awards: Greatest Game 2008 (and/or Best Individual Sports Match 2008)

Individual and team sports are very different animals. Teams sports originate as a metaphor for war between villages and work as a training ground of societal virtues. While excellence and leadership are valued highly; togetherness, mutual benefit, and a responsibility … Continue reading

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DeadBall Awards: Best Hair in Sports 2008

Hair is heaven’s water flowing eerily over us – Bill Knott A big year for hair in sports, due in large part to the efforts of one man who took it all on his shoulders. Literally. Back in March of … Continue reading

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DeadBall Awards: The Biggest Choke of 2008

It was a good year for choking. The greatest choker of them all, Greg Norman even sealed the year by upping his record for turning 54 hole leads in the majors to 72 hole losses to six. Because he’s 53 … Continue reading

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DeadBall Awards: Best Sport Scandal 2008

Honourable Mention: Underage Chinese Gymnast The Chinese government doesn’t have the best relationship with the truth, what with the whole lip-syncing baby at the Olympic opening ceremony, the denial of Mao’s atrocities and so forth. So it shouldn’t really surprise anyone when allegations arose regarding the … Continue reading

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