Tea Bagging in Liverpool

Wandering through the clean, modern centre of Liverpool today I found myself in front of the great totem to contemporary art and culture that is the Official Liverpool FC Store. Along with the anticipated team strips and posters were some stuff for the more hardcore supporter. Here’s my top ten ridiculous Liverpool supporter’s products.

10. Little Dressing Gowns. For when you need to support Liverpool from the comfort of your home in the morning, but aren’t very big.

9. Pet bowls. For when you need to confirm that every living creature in your home has the right affiliation.

8. MOT Holder. So parking wardens know you’re fighting the good fight.

7. Liverpool Fragrance for men. Made with the sweat of Liverpool’s wider squad.

6. Crap Jeans. For when normal jeans just won’t do.

5. Baby Bottle. Doubting your infant? This’ll let them know where the milk’s coming from.

4. Car Mats. In the absence of Liverpool cars, these will have to do.

3. Tape Measure. How could you trust any other measure to be accurate?

2. Tea Bags. Other tea is almost certainly contaminated with man U germs.

1. Gnome. I’m not really sure what to say about this one. It’s a f***ing gnome. In a Liverpool shirt.

– Duncan

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2 responses to “Tea Bagging in Liverpool

  1. Henry

    Shit. That’s worse than the NBA store on 5th Ave.

  2. Duncan

    Yeah they know how to do shabby merch over here aye? But that’s my fave kind.

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